February 2010
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RSVP for the funeral of a fallen comrade: http://ie6funeral.com/ In lieu of flowers, please update you browsers. #ie6
Whiskey is Good →
Weekly reviews of various whiskies (bourbon only for now, but soon we’ll expand).
January 2010
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“… And he ain’t gonna be sayin’, “Show me the...”
– Charles Barkley, on SNL
“You guys wouldn’t know sexy if it sat on your face and said,...”
– Charles Barkley, on SNL
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December 2009
4 posts
“There’s so much ice in my mouth, when I take a deep breath I get brain...”
– Paul Wall, or me at 17°.
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“Microsoft needs to come to terms with the fact that they’re the old guy in the...”
– jremick on the battle of the browsers
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“Why don’t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I’ll tell you why. Because the Pope...”
– Tracy Jordan
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WatchTwo World’s Collide - An SNL Digital Short featuring Reba McEntire
November 2009
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"Dammit I'm Mad" by Demetri Martin: a 224 word...
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is...
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“Never go with a hippy to a second location.”
– Jack Donaghy
“Tomorrow, Chicken. Tomorrow.”
– Guy in the subway singing in Spanish (according to what I remember of my two years of high school Spanish)
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October 2009
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“Sha la la la la yeah, this opportunity.”
– Foxy Shazam
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“On a scale from 1 to 5, how humble are you?”
– Job Interviewer
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“The Private does what the General says,
The General does what the President...”
– The Dear Hunter
September 2009
18 posts
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Twitter Character Count for Real Life
via youtube.com
How would 140 characters work in real life? Amazingly well.
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“I ain’t one of the them ‘High-Tech Rednecks.’”
– Guy standing in front of me in line, wearing a camo cap and overalls, trying to figure out how to swipe his credit card
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MMS, Finally on iPhone.
AT&T finally got their act together and released a feature that has been around for 10 years now. How you can they suck so bad? It’ll be good when their contract runs up. They will be losing costumers, like whoa.
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“Like the color of a tan sunset, remember, all things digested have a similar...”
– Matt Berry
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WatchThe Phenomenal Bobby Sheffield, of Back Porch (Kilgore, Tx) fame, is at it again with his rendition of “I Love You Because.” Hold on to you buts, because this one just might make you cry.
“I’m not your dad.”
– Bobby Sheffield
WatchThe Legendary Bobby Sheffield, of Back Porch (Kilgore, Texas) fame, singing one of his hits, “Don’t Cry Daddy.” •You’ll also here him throughout disowning many of his illegitimate children in the crowd with the phrase, “I’m not your daddy.”
