Drake Nix


I found this in a newspaper. Check out this bit of amazing writing:

“Separated at birth? This dumb primate fell in love with a chimp…”

It also has a list of things the chimp could teach Paris:

1. How to climb a tree (not the social ladder)
2. Basic counting skills
3. How to cover her private parts
4. How to look dumb - without actually being quite so dumb
5. Banana Tricks

I love that not only is this a story, but also a 3/4 page bashing of Paris. It doesn’t even pretend to be anything else. Brilliant.


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