I found this in a newspaper. Check out this bit of amazing writing:
“Separated at birth? This dumb primate fell in love with a chimp…”
It also has a list of things the chimp could teach Paris:
1. How to climb a tree (not the social ladder)
2. Basic counting skills
3. How to cover her private parts
4. How to look dumb - without actually being quite so dumb
5. Banana Tricks
I love that not only is this a story, but also a 3/4 page bashing of Paris. It doesn’t even pretend to be anything else. Brilliant.
Posted on Tuesday October 13th

